car to table shoes

Fancy high heels that are so uncomfortable to walk in, you only wear them on a date where you walk from the car to the table and back.
I've got my 6 inch car to table shoes on and I'm dressed to impress!
by vanillasparkle November 04, 2018
mugGet the car to table shoesmug.

voting virginity

the first time you vote after turning 18.
yeah, i turned 18 las year, so this election i can lose my voting virginity
by beckieee May 06, 2010
mugGet the voting virginitymug.

Negelect

To vote against a candidate.
by paulpaxman August 12, 2012
mugGet the Negelectmug.

No Nut November

A Challenge Where A man must not ejaculate aka bust a nut for the whole month of November
nibba : did you fail no nut november?
nibba : hell nah i aint fail no nut november im saving this nut for my girl on destroy dick december
by DjDorian1 November 19, 2017
mugGet the No Nut Novembermug.

Chronic Flex

A condition in which someone feels compelled to constantly bring things that make them look good in casual conversation. It can be the same thing every time or a variety of things; as long as the subtle or obvious aim is to make themselves sound or look cool, it's a flex, and if it happens all the time, it's chronic. It's most obvious when a detail is tossed in that is really unnecessary for any other purpose than flexing.
Example 1
"Man it's hot out. I haven't been in weather this warm since the day I met Barak Obama in high school."
"Still suffering from Chronic Flex, huh?"

Example 2
"I'm vegan."

Example 3
"I'm a size medium... I haven't been able to wear a small since I started lifting."
"Hey Chronic Flex, good to see you too."
by NoviceEnrique October 31, 2018
mugGet the Chronic Flexmug.

haunting

A variation of ghosting, in which the ghoster continues indirect contact with the ghosted by liking and faveing his or her social media content.
I was an emotional wreck when Ken ghosted me because I thought we had something special, but now he's haunting me every time I see he's re-watched my Snaps.
by jeremiahjones July 14, 2016
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Weird Flex But Ok

Used in reply to something odd or weird that you wouldn't agree with or understand, but go with anyway.
Someone: Mindy and I like doing it when it's that time of the month for her because I think it's lowkey sexy y'know?
Me: Weird flex but ok
by 45kgs October 27, 2018
mugGet the Weird Flex But Okmug.