Student Loan

n - A mystical transaction in which a student and/or parent subjects themselves to financial slavery (indentured servitude) for the foreseeable future.
Tim: Hey, I just got approved for a student loan!
Fred: Want to go to Taco Bell?
Tim: Sorry, I just took out a student loan.
by dphornguygo to Taco Bell? Tim: September 16, 2012
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Three-Minute Rule

In Psychology, any new acquaintance that sucks in the first three minutes will suck forever.
Will we meet again?
Doubt it... didn´t pass three-minute rule.
by rperazag May 06, 2010
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Shit's Creek

To be up "Shit's Creek" is to be in serious or complex trouble, such as to (literally) be "up a creek without a paddle." It is synonymous with Urban Dictionary's expression "Shit Street" and is possibly its antecedent.
"When the deal fell through, we were up Shit's Creek".
"If he gets caught again he will be up Shit's Creek."
by Kcstealth March 05, 2016
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fnork

The sound produced when two elephants, joined at the trunk sneeze simultaneously

n. A Low to high-pitched, irritating screech.
v. fnorked, fnorking, fnorks
v.tr. To utter in or as if in a fnork.
v.intr. To cry out in a low to high-pitched, strident voice.
The entire zoo shook when Gerald and Phyllisity sneezed while exchanging a peanut via thier trunks producing an ear shattering fnork, which sent thirteen people to the hospital with damaged eardrums, and generated a $1700.34 veterinarians bill to extract a peanut (in the shell) from the tear duct in Gerald’s left eye.
by MetLab Bob May 20, 2006
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oubliette

Actually: An underground chamber with access only from the top . (18th Century)

Modern Slang: Asshole
Fold that into a tiny piece and shove them in your oubliette.
by Walter Street August 31, 2017
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In the lavender haze

A slang term coined during the '50s, referring to being in love.
Don: She really makes me laugh and smile a whole lot.

Anna: Ah. You're in the lavender haze.

Don: Yes... I think I'm going to ask her to marry me.
by lav3nd3r August 23, 2009
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Sillybilly

A person, who acts in a special way and is not afraid to do so. Usually a small, cute, person who is very happy and can make you laugh whenever they want to. Also some one who is very fun to be around and acts in the silliest way possible.
by Adafusio February 13, 2009
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