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A person who commits the act of gooning. In more extreme cases, many people choose to go so far with gooning, that they willingly develop a porn addiction and base their life around it. To them, porn is everything. There is no ultimatum greater than porn, and many even seek out other gooners just to discuss how amazing porn is, as their life spirals into complete depravity.

How someone goons to porn, and the process of forcing themselves to turning into a porn addict isn't wholly clear-cut; some prefer to refer themselves as a pornosexual. Gooners are often total weirdos with bragging about being addicted, and call pornstars goddesses.

Moral of the story: porn this, porn that, just do whatever pleases you, even if it means being a gooner.
Chad: *fapping to porn on 3 monitors*
Brad: *walks into the room* Hey Chad, the mail just came and- Oh my God, dude! That's disgusting, how long have you been doing this for?!
Chad: I woke up at 6 this morning, and I've been jerking off since, man.
Brad: Wait, what?! It's 3PM already!
Chad: I've become a gooner. All I want anymore is porn.
gooner by Gilgabob February 1, 2019
N: Dessert. Shake+ Cookie. More specifically, a large chocolate chip cookie with vanilla soft serve on top. Originated from St. Joseph High School in South Bend, Indiana.
I'm getting the cheese fries and a shookie for lunch
Shookie by Iceman20 November 2, 2010
hinky

1. Strange, wrong weird
2. Something that is wrong or out of place
Marshal Biggs: This is hinky, this guy's a college graduate, he went to medical school, he's not gonna come through all the security, go to the county lockup, to find someone his one people say does not exist. Hinky.

Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Well, what does that mean Biggs, 'hinky'?

Marshal Biggs: I don't know. Strange.

Marshal Henry: Weird.

Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Well, why don't you say strange or weird? I mean hinky, that has no meaning.

Marshal Biggs: Well, we say hinky.

Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: I don't want you guys using words around me that have no meaning. I'm taking the stairs and walking.
hinky by Shakomatic October 7, 2009

o(-. -)o 

music

it is someone with headphones on listening to music and enjoying it.
o(-. -)o: don't bother me i like this song.
o(-. -)o by myfirstdeadpanda August 10, 2008

Forklift Certified 

Forklift Certified means you have an IQ above average and are a chad
You’re telling me you’re not forklift certified? Loser!
Forklift Certified by Alexei DeVoss September 14, 2020

erb derb 

Damn girl u look like a erb derb
erb derb by Bruv omg November 15, 2017