What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.
by A Dish Monkey October 16, 2010
boss: hello boss here
employee: yeah i need to call off work today
boss: why?
employee: I have anal glaucoma.
boss:what the heck is that?
employee: i just cant see my ass coming to work today!
employee: yeah i need to call off work today
boss: why?
employee: I have anal glaucoma.
boss:what the heck is that?
employee: i just cant see my ass coming to work today!
by kristi ashe April 26, 2005
"J'eet jet?"
"No, j'ew?"
"I'm goin' to the Giggle DAHNTAHN tah get some sammiches."
"My car needs warshed."
"My computer is saying 'I need restarted.'"
"No, j'ew?"
"I'm goin' to the Giggle DAHNTAHN tah get some sammiches."
"My car needs warshed."
"My computer is saying 'I need restarted.'"
by Oktaviaa March 07, 2004
A person who doesn’t enjoy anal penetration (giving or receiving), but will engage in other forms of same sex activity (fellatio, frottage, mutual masturbation, etc).
by Sickomonster December 08, 2022
Part of a quote from the American Psycho produced in 2000:
"Look at that subtle off-white colouring.
The tasteful thickness of it.
Oh my God, it even has a watermark."
-Patrick Bateman
"Tasteful Thickness" is often used to denote something that has proper width that is pleasing to the senses, in particular the sense of vision.
"Look at that subtle off-white colouring.
The tasteful thickness of it.
Oh my God, it even has a watermark."
-Patrick Bateman
"Tasteful Thickness" is often used to denote something that has proper width that is pleasing to the senses, in particular the sense of vision.
Burke: "Did you forget to put paper into the printer?"
Kyle: "Yes, sorry. I was busy admiring the tasteful thickness of it."
Kyle: "Yes, sorry. I was busy admiring the tasteful thickness of it."
by lxasylum December 02, 2009
When someone gets utterly destroyed in something they are competing at. The FGC (Fighting Game Community) uses this word to describe a beating a player has taken.
by FET4L FURY November 30, 2015
a way of playing football, with very fast and short passes.
invented by football journalist andres montes describing spain national team tactics.
invented by football journalist andres montes describing spain national team tactics.
by cetopi July 09, 2010