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Penske File 

As incorporated in the Seinfeld episode "The Barber", the Penske File is the project George is given to work on in a job he may or may not have. Unsure as to whether he has the job, he is equally unsure as to what work he has to do on this file.

Thus, to refer to something as the "Penske File" denotes being given a task, not knowing what to do with it, but going along with it as if you do. This can consequently result in a lot of 'doing nothing', while looking like you are working hard.
Quote from Seinfeld: "Yes, yes of course. The Penske file. Ho ho, can't wait to sink my teeth into that. Wow that Penske. Well we'll straighten him out."

Starting a new job: "Well they told me what kind of work I'll be doing.. Didn't really understand them though... Guess I'll be working on the Penske File"
Penske File by Troy of Hobart July 25, 2011
Word of the Day on August 14, 2023
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pink dollar

Term coined in the 1990's to describe the affluence of many gay couples.
Describes the purchasing power of the gay community.
Often associated with political donations, but also extends to entertainment, consumables and property, with some companies tailoring products or services directly to this demographic.
Lady Gaga's popularity owes a great deal to the power of the "pink dollar".
pink dollar by viper66 August 29, 2010
Word of the Day on August 13, 2023

spicy pillow 

A term used to describe a failure state of lithium-ion batteries, such as those found in smartphones and laptops. A battery can become a spicy pillow due to multiple factors, including (but not limited to) the battery's age, physical damage to the battery, and/or an error in manufacturing or installing the battery. In this state of failure, the battery has entered "thermal runaway": unwanted chemical reactions inside the battery cause heat and poisonous gases to build up inside it.

The "pillow": the build-up of gases inside the battery causes it to swell, resembling a pillow. This often happens slowly over time. The swelling is an obvious sign that the battery has failed, or is about to fail. The pressure build-up may in turn make the battery's device bulge and then come apart, e.g. a phone's screen cracking and/or separating from the phone body.

The "spicy": the swollen battery is now a fire and/or explosion hazard. Improperly-contained spicy pillows have destroyed vast swathes of electronic equipment, set houses ablaze, and sent people to the emergency room with third-degree burns, often due to the phones in their pockets.
"I don't care how fun it looked on YouTube, Dan — don't pop that spicy pillow!"
Word of the Day on August 12, 2023
irish slang for a girl often used instead of 'bird'
moth by jnb September 10, 2004
Word of the Day on August 11, 2023

humanure 

n. Faeces produced by H. sapiens. Prized as a topnotch compost ingredient by neo-hippies as well as being a major component of government environmental studies.

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This U.N. report on ecological sustainability contains more humanure than Tyler's carrot and pee patch.
humanure by gnostic3 January 2, 2023
Word of the Day on August 10, 2023

old chestnut 

An idea or subject, usually flawed, which perpetually resurfaces in conversation despite having been discussed to death long ago.
A: If evolution is real then how come we never see monkeys turn into humans, huh?
B: Oh god, not that old chestnut...
old chestnut by FeO2 August 20, 2011
Word of the Day on August 9, 2023

Pom Poko Syndrome

Pom Poko Syndrome (noun) - The condition in which humans begin acting like crazed tanuki (the Japanese raccoon-dog) due to extreme weather such as a heat wave.

Context: According to Japanese legend, the tanuki is a curious and humorous changeling creature, known for its oversized scrotum and troublemaking. The gigantic scrotum, called kinbukuro (bags of gold) or kintama (golden balls), can stretch to reach the size of 8 tatami mats.
Your roommate: Why did you eat all my ice cream?

You: Sorry. It was hot as hell and I was suffering from Pom Poko Syndrome.
Word of the Day on August 8, 2023