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Blåhaj (read as Blew-high) is the superior shark plushie produced by swedish furniture company IKEA.
The Blåhaj is made of soft materials- no, hopes, dreams and happiness as it brings joy to everyone who sees it. It has recently become popular in the Trans and Femboy community, but it is a Shark plushie that can make everyone happy. And I do mean everyone.
The Blåhaj truly is a masterpiece of craftsmanship.
The Blåhaj is made of soft materials- no, hopes, dreams and happiness as it brings joy to everyone who sees it. It has recently become popular in the Trans and Femboy community, but it is a Shark plushie that can make everyone happy. And I do mean everyone.
The Blåhaj truly is a masterpiece of craftsmanship.
John: "Yo, Jack. Tony and I got Blåhajs for our silly little mental health."
Jack: "Those IKEA sharks? Sick."
Jack: "Those IKEA sharks? Sick."
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'Are you going on any dates at the moment?'
'No, I'm in my Eingleði era'
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'Did you stay over at someone's house last night?'
'Yeah, Eingleði bitch!'
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'Yeah, Eingleði bitch!'
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