The act of taking an attractive man and mentally picturing he has no junk in his trunk.
Usually done when a man is off limits (a friend's ex, gay, just a friend,etc.)
You picture that if you were to pull down his pants there would be nothing there.
Imagining a man has no sexual organ, but is rather smooth in his nether regions like a ken doll.
Usually done when a man is off limits (a friend's ex, gay, just a friend,etc.)
You picture that if you were to pull down his pants there would be nothing there.
Imagining a man has no sexual organ, but is rather smooth in his nether regions like a ken doll.
Ya, he is attractive, but he is my best friend's ex so I have been ken dolling him since them and always will. He has no D in my mind because he has been ken dolled
by slangslingingslasher February 02, 2014
by soggydoritos June 26, 2018
Omg Ashley remember the airport guy? The one I told you i will probably never see again? I found his instagram!
airport boy- When you go to the airport and see a really cute guy you know you’ll never see again
airport boy- When you go to the airport and see a really cute guy you know you’ll never see again
by guck419 March 17, 2021
An all inclusive saying that acknowledges all traditions in December (Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, non celebrating etc.).
by thatdudewiththehair56 December 21, 2022
To be sleighed is to be immeasurably drunk on Christmas Eve, so much so that you are either still drunk Christmas Day or are massively hung over. The same as "wasted" or "shit-faced" but used specifically on the Christmas Holiday. This term can also be used post-Christmas if one is wasted Christmas Day and continues into Boxing Day.
This is often seen in "mall Santas" after they finish thier final day on the 24th.
This is often seen in "mall Santas" after they finish thier final day on the 24th.
Guy 1: "Whoa, did you see that mall santa tossing his guts under that tree?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's totally sleighed!"
Example 2
Santa: Whooaaa there Rudolph, I said leeeeft.... hold up I gotta ho ho ho hurl! *blargh*
Rudolph: Good graces Santa! Your F*cking Sleighed!
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's totally sleighed!"
Example 2
Santa: Whooaaa there Rudolph, I said leeeeft.... hold up I gotta ho ho ho hurl! *blargh*
Rudolph: Good graces Santa! Your F*cking Sleighed!
by Yawrood December 24, 2009
Noun, slang.
1. A person, most commonly a millennial, who is a gamer, whose great life experiences are almost exclusively indoors, and often defined primarily in terms of virtual explorations, such as those in the video games Super Smash Bros. and Monster Hunter. A "great indoorsman" could simultaneously be one of two Smash Bros.
2). A person, most commonly of the nerd varietal, who could go outside, but chooses to spend 99.99% of his or her time inside, often stewing in a pile of his or her own filthy and odorous laundry.
1. A person, most commonly a millennial, who is a gamer, whose great life experiences are almost exclusively indoors, and often defined primarily in terms of virtual explorations, such as those in the video games Super Smash Bros. and Monster Hunter. A "great indoorsman" could simultaneously be one of two Smash Bros.
2). A person, most commonly of the nerd varietal, who could go outside, but chooses to spend 99.99% of his or her time inside, often stewing in a pile of his or her own filthy and odorous laundry.
Friend: Are Logan and Jeremy going to the bonfire tonight?
Other friend: No, those great indoorsman are going to hang out in their room to game like fiends until their thumbs bleed.
Other friend: No, those great indoorsman are going to hang out in their room to game like fiends until their thumbs bleed.
by Definerator November 19, 2016
I'm going over to Jenna's house, I better eat something beforehand because she lives in an Ingredient House.
by PurplJep December 23, 2021