A hot chick with pretty feet that I love with all my heart.
My pretty wife has the sweetest feet on the planet.
I love you Sweetfeet.

What nerdy virgins call a girl.

the orange, powdery residue left on your fingers after eating Cheetos

A certain posture one undertakes when trying to visualize one's anal region in a wall mounted mirror. One arm outstretched for balance, the other spreading one butt cheek from behind, with one leg drawn up slightly to facilitate said exposure of the anus.

This posture is disturbingly similar to the football players pose on the famous american football Heisman Trophy.

Made famous on the KLBJ-FM Dudley and Bob show. They deserve all the credit. Austin, TX

Phrase used by those who got by in school with C's and refuse to properly refer to how old they are/were.

Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting laid by lying between you and her in bed. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and your penis, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.