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Z/[Z]

Russian propaganda symbol often used to approve of the russian invasion of Ukraine. It originated from the marking of Russian tanks and other military equipment with a Z.
by KanyewestLover December 21, 2022
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Shrimp job

Sexual act consisting of sucking someone's toes. Most often a man (with a foot fetish) gives a shrimp job to a woman, but any gender combination is possible. The term was used by John Waters in his early underground film Mondo Trasho. One who gives a shrimp job is a "shrimper", and the act is also called "shrimping."
"Look at that pedicure! I wanna give her a shrimp job!"
by LinguaManca October 6, 2009
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Ozempic face

A a term used to describe the sagging, gaunt look of the facial skin due to the loss of facial fat following drastic weight loss from the drug Ozempic.

Ozempic treats type 2 diabetics and obesity. Due to its side effects (glycemic control, shitting your brains out due to diarrhea, extreme bloating) people without these conditions are using it for its ability to induce weight loss, making it popular amongst celebrities and anyone who wants a quick fix. This has caused the price of the medication, and its sister drugs, Wegovy and Rybelsus, to skyrocket and experience limited supply, making it difficult for users who legitimately need them.
I hadn’t seen him until this afternoon and the Ozempic face and butt surprised me. I miss his old butt. It was a fine ass, as they say. Sad day…
by Sickomonster September 17, 2023
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Draft Board

The system used when a person is going over all of their options before cuffing season.
When youre not quite sure which person you’re going to pursue this coming autumn, you have to go over your draft board.
Tom: bro I made my draft board, but I think someone is going to draft(cuff) my #1 before me.
Chad: That’s why you got the board man, just go on to #2. My draft board is full I have 74 prospects
Tom: bro what.
by coywow September 22, 2022
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Plastic Paddy

A Plastic Paddy is someone who claims to be Irish but never actually been to Ireland. Usually these people have a overly romantic view of Ireland. They are surprised when they go to Ireland and discover modern conveniences like shopping centres and WiFi.

They'll often try to claim to be related to a famous Irish king like Brian Boru as if it's something unique even though Brian Boru could potentially have over a million descendants.

They may ask Irish people abroad do they know "Thomas from Cork, or Mary from Kilkenny", as if Ireland is one giant village where everyone knows each other on a first name basis.

They call the Irish language "Gaelic" and often have misspelled tattoos in "Gaelic". It's not uncommon for plastic paddies to mistake elements of Scottish culture with Irish culture such as the wearing of kilts. Calling yourself "Irish" when you have only a modicum of Irish heritage may be way trying to justify your alcoholicism or enhancing your chances of becoming US president.
"That guy is such a plastic paddy, he kept talking to me about his families kilt pattern and I hadn't a fucking clue what he was talking about"
by IMLOOKINGINYOURDOOR October 13, 2021
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Soup for my family

Cans of soup that you bring to a protest so that you and your family can have a tasty meal later.
Reporter: "Why do you have that can of soup?"
Soup Man: "It's soup for my family." *winks*
Reporter: "Are you sure you aren't going to throw it at police?"
Soup Man: "Like I said, it's for my family."
by Parker Posie April 15, 2021
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Italian snow

Hey Olive Garden waiter, hook me up with some of that Italian snow.
by Oddlylargeballs November 24, 2021
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