ABD

"All But Dissertation" -- someone who is working on a PhD, and has completed all requirements except the dissertation.
"I passed my prelims last week, so now I'm ABD."
by I'm almost ABD, Dude. September 19, 2003
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grouple

A sort of abbreviation for "gross couple". Everyone has known/heard/seen one; Two people who's un-dividing high school relationship is going to 'last for eternity'. Together, they're no longer two seperate people, but one single entity.
YOU ARE A GROUPLE IF...

you count your weekly/daily anniversaries
you have picture(s) of yourselves kissing posted on Facebook/Myspace
your last text message is from your significant other
your phone background is their face
your significant other's name is saved as something other than their name listed on their birth certificate in your phone book(ie baby, boo, my honeybun hotcakes...)
you see their family more than you see your own
you're planning to attend the same college/university
you have more of their clothes in your closet than you do your own (for girls mostly..)
you wear themed Halloween costumes (plug and outlet anyone?)
you've decided your children's names
you said "I love you" two weeks into your relationship
you plan your daily outfits to match
you feed each other
you text them right after you get off the phone with them
if you've broken up and gotten back together within 24 hours
if you've broken up and gotten back together at least twice
if you can't go out in public without each other
by Grouple Hater January 10, 2011
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witch hair

on women, a fast-growing long single strand of hair that grows out of your face or chest
Ew! I just found a witch hair growing under my chin!
by neonRashes September 11, 2020
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Air Jail

The act of holding a animal up as a punishment limiting their movement.
Person 1: My fat ass cat stole my chicken nuggets.

Person 2: Put him in air jail.
by 69nahfam420 January 18, 2023
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Beanis

The measure of how far back you wear a beanie. The further back you wear it on your head, the longer your beanis is (usually measured in inches).
"Wassup guys, my beanis is 8 inches long!"
"Well, guess what! My beanis is 10 inches long."
by nikesbskater1997 November 21, 2011
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Acoustic Pussy

Looked through my car, my bathroom, my closet, but i guess time to play the acoustic pussy tonight.
by Dig Bickus August 03, 2021
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fuck you money

The exact amount of money required in order to tell an individual or organization to go fuck themselves without facing repercussions.
When I grow up I want to be a shitposter on the internet with 'fuck you money' like Notch.
by Phelen February 28, 2017
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