A more sophisticated and superior male to alpha/sigma males. Yogurt males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy yogurt and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently eating yogurt.

From the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue. Also called 'Cat Lap' or 'Chatter Broth,' it refers simply to tea, one of the greatest beverages ever. Named for the amount of conversation and gossip often shared while having tea during the Georgian/Regency & Victorian eras. At the time, it was intended to refer to gossip shared by women in particular (but let's be honest. It definitely wasn't just women sipping tea & spilling secrets behind closed parlor doors).

1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, by Francis Grose
Additional information from InfoPlease and the Dictionary of Phrase and Fable, E. Cobham Brewer, 1894

Girl who sends nudes to lonely Internet weebos.

(Adj) When something or someone is acting, being, or talking really adorable

the residue that forms around your nostril shortly after snorting illegal substances.ie; methamphetamine, cocaine, etc.

Despondency related to a lack of marijuana.

A play on the phrase "reefer madness," which is originally a 1936 anti-marijuana propaganda film.