Do you even lift?

a condescending expression used on body building and fitness forums to question the legitimacy of someone’s fitness expertise or weight lifting routine. Similar to other interrogatives like “U Mad?” or “U Jelly?”, the phrase is mainly used to aggravate another user during arguments about physical fitness.
John: There's no way you'll make it on the football team.

Brian: Bro, do you even lift?
by angrymongolian May 26, 2012
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christ on a crutch

An expletive usually expressing disbelief or exasperation. It is the opposite to that of a Christian person saying ‘Christ on the cross.’ Somewhat akin to saying ‘Shit on a stick.’
“Christ on a fucking crutch, will you shut up and give me a break?!”

With a sigh and a shake of the head: “Christ on a crutch, I can’t believe how stupid this is.”
by logic000 July 04, 2012
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since i fell off my dinosaur

A term used to describe something that you haven't heard or seen in forever.
Me: Dude, is that a Yugo?

Friend: Dafuq? I haven't seen one since i fell off my dinosaur
by batmanbinsuparman June 14, 2012
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Reminder Storm

When everyone sitting around you in an office has the same appointment and you hear everyone’s cell phone reminder for that appointment go off at the approximately the same time.
I was walking by finance when a reminder storm hit.
by KrisAtx June 05, 2012
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Corporate Blue Balls

What one gets after hours and hours of meetings discussing a decision and the decision is never made.
This is the 4th meeting we've had this week to discuss whether or not we should we should order more paper for the copier. Someone needs to make a decision - I've got Corporate Blue Balls!
by BB63 December 05, 2012
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Concubone

Opposite of concubine.
A man in a harem that a powerful woman keeps for sex.
Cougar MILFs often have a few young concubones.
by Scrappy SamCat January 22, 2009
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dankrupt

aye we need to hit the weed spot dawg we dankrupt
by fotweny November 18, 2004
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