swamp ass

Some one who does not wipe there ass or has not tooken a shower recently and stinks like shit

My cousin lenny smells like swamp ass after playing battlefield for 5 hours straight.

by Supparad70 February 04, 2016

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Electric Hammer

When you touch someone or something with your erect penis and it releases static electricity.

I accidentally gave my spouse the electric hammer and now I can only pleasure them after rubbing my stocking feet against a carpeted floor.

by Sharkshooter February 04, 2016

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(adj.) Describes the sensation of realizing that there are too many boys around.

Jess: Why did you run out onto the porch?
Michele: I couldn't take it in there. I was boytrapped.

by ModernSuccess2000 February 04, 2016

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The rule stating a DOUBLE TEXT is ok AS LONG AS the second text message is sent within 5 seconds of the first.

I double texted Shelly, but it was ok cuz I used the Five Second Rule of Texting.

by Piledriver10000 February 29, 2016

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To get down on your knees and suck his cock! Or dick, penis, or whatever.

by OldRockSongs December 09, 2008

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When you become pregnant from having anal sex the baby is called an "asshole baby"

We didn't have condoms and thought anal would be safer, little Johnny is an asshole baby!

by BozoRozo February 29, 2016

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Stroking another one's ego to make yourself noticed by higher ranks in group email

by fireman78 February 29, 2016

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