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I got zuff after a long day at the water park
Zuff by Loubooo May 9, 2021
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Zuffa Zombie 

Someone who knows nothing about mixed martial arts outside of the UFC. They also will believe everything Dana White tells them.
<Person 1> Did you see Gegard Mousasi tap out Jake O'Brien at DREAM.15?
<Zuffa Zombie> lolol brock lesnar would destroy them both 2v1
Zuffa Zombie by xFaustusx August 11, 2010
To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a posh bird's house having had sex.
After me ride I zuffled.
zuffle by Anonymous April 11, 2003
Criminality celebrity. A famous "Team Dreads" member.
Zuffins claims that Team Dreads is better than the Diaper Gang.

And it's true.
zuffins by Parí October 13, 2021

zuffling 

To wipe the seminal fluid from the penis after intercourse, usually employing the nearest item of soft furnishing available
'Having coughed my filthy yoghurt all over Jade's face, I was happy to zuffle her curtains before leaving'
zuffling by Stef November 6, 2003
to wipe your cock on the curtains after having sex at a posh bird's house
zuffle by Ben Bashford March 18, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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