by Tito Ortiz October 26, 2003
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Buy the mugUltimate Fighting Championship
Bunch of hard-nuts get into an octagon shaped cage and knock the living shit out of each other. Elbows, knees to face, you name it.
No throat, eye or back of head strikes.
Different to eg K-1 as ground-work and submission techniques are also used.
The best knockouts ever, and the most testosterone flying around.
Most fighters come in classified as MMA (Mixed Martial Arts), although many are from Jiu-Jitsu.
Argueably the future of full-contact fighting.
Makes boxing look gay.
Bunch of hard-nuts get into an octagon shaped cage and knock the living shit out of each other. Elbows, knees to face, you name it.
No throat, eye or back of head strikes.
Different to eg K-1 as ground-work and submission techniques are also used.
The best knockouts ever, and the most testosterone flying around.
Most fighters come in classified as MMA (Mixed Martial Arts), although many are from Jiu-Jitsu.
Argueably the future of full-contact fighting.
Makes boxing look gay.
"Hi, Jeff? It's Bob. Me and my boyfriend are going to go watch the boxing - wanna cum?"
"No, Fuck off. I'm staying in with a few cans to watch the UFC, bitch"
"No, Fuck off. I'm staying in with a few cans to watch the UFC, bitch"
by Prem Shah September 06, 2006
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Buy the mugUFC is the ultimate form of fighting, but in order to really understand it you must take some necessary steps:
1. Trane UFC by wearing lots of Tap Out and Affliction tees, make sure to mean mug people while wearing such attire.
2. Order insanely price PPVs and yell at the TV as soon as a fight hits the ground (Preferred language involves the usage of the words cunt, faggot, pussy & retarded, this is how the cool kids speak so go crazy)
3. Brock Lesnar & Dana White are the baddest men on the planet, don't let anyone tell you otherwise and make sure to mean mug them if they do.
4. MMA is for sissies, UFC is where it's at (now go to the mirror and yell "AS REAL AS IT GETS BABY")
5. Learn to love catchphrases such as "OMG Mike he is ROCKED" "AND IT IS AALLL OOOVER".
1. Trane UFC by wearing lots of Tap Out and Affliction tees, make sure to mean mug people while wearing such attire.
2. Order insanely price PPVs and yell at the TV as soon as a fight hits the ground (Preferred language involves the usage of the words cunt, faggot, pussy & retarded, this is how the cool kids speak so go crazy)
3. Brock Lesnar & Dana White are the baddest men on the planet, don't let anyone tell you otherwise and make sure to mean mug them if they do.
4. MMA is for sissies, UFC is where it's at (now go to the mirror and yell "AS REAL AS IT GETS BABY")
5. Learn to love catchphrases such as "OMG Mike he is ROCKED" "AND IT IS AALLL OOOVER".
Decent person: Excuse me sir, just what is this whole UFC fighting thing i keep hearing about?
Dumbass: OMG bro u dont know??? its like the most violent most awesome shit ther is like blood n shit and dana white is like DUDE YOU WANT SOME TICKETS i was like awesome yeah MAN!!!
Decent person: Right... stay off drugs young man.
Dumbass: OMG bro u dont know??? its like the most violent most awesome shit ther is like blood n shit and dana white is like DUDE YOU WANT SOME TICKETS i was like awesome yeah MAN!!!
Decent person: Right... stay off drugs young man.
by poontaliciousness 1 June 22, 2011
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Buy the mug1. (n) Combat sport that poorly represents the discipline and class exemplified by martial arts. Participants and fans can be identified by their ridiculous tattoos, hyperbolic threats of impending violence and propensity to advertise how "dangerous" they are by means of their t-shirts. So trashy it makes your television stink.
2. (adj) A manner of behaviour adopted when looking to overcompensate for, and/or conceal, homosexual inclinations.
2. (adj) A manner of behaviour adopted when looking to overcompensate for, and/or conceal, homosexual inclinations.
1. Q: Why are all these guys with tribal tattoos wearing t-shirts emblazoned with skulls and threatening to "kill each other to death" gathered at the Convention Center?
A: There's a UFC fanfest in town.
Q: Are they fighters or fans?
A: Both.
2.
Jimmy: Dude, that guy in the AFFLICTION t-shirt just threatened to put me in a rear-naked something or other, then get into a full mount and pound me? What the fuck?
Matt: Don't worry about it. I saw him leaving a bath house. He's just acting UFC because his dad's with him.
A: There's a UFC fanfest in town.
Q: Are they fighters or fans?
A: Both.
2.
Jimmy: Dude, that guy in the AFFLICTION t-shirt just threatened to put me in a rear-naked something or other, then get into a full mount and pound me? What the fuck?
Matt: Don't worry about it. I saw him leaving a bath house. He's just acting UFC because his dad's with him.
by Nefarious Holeman June 09, 2010
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Buy the mugUltimate Fighting Championship
A popular league for mixed martial arts combat, sounds exiting but always ends up looking like one guy is raping the other.
A popular league for mixed martial arts combat, sounds exiting but always ends up looking like one guy is raping the other.
by ultimate fighting Machamp February 10, 2011
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Buy the mugA mixed martial arts brand. A large number of UFC fans idiotically compare MMA to WWE, saying WWE is 'gay' and 'fake'. What they don't realize is that while WWE fans enjoy watching Raw & Smackdown, unless they're 9 years old, they don't at any point think any of what they're watching is real.
UFC fans that sit and laugh at WWE fans for watching a 'fake' sport are complete retards and need to learn that something doesn't have to be 'real' for it to be entertaining.
They also need to learn that being thrown around a wrestling ring by a 350lb man for 15 minutes and not sustaining any kid of injury requires a lot more skill than getting in a ring and beating another man like a Neanderthal.
UFC fans that sit and laugh at WWE fans for watching a 'fake' sport are complete retards and need to learn that something doesn't have to be 'real' for it to be entertaining.
They also need to learn that being thrown around a wrestling ring by a 350lb man for 15 minutes and not sustaining any kid of injury requires a lot more skill than getting in a ring and beating another man like a Neanderthal.
Idiot 1: "Haha, Dave is watching WWE."
Idiot 2: "OMG Really?! What a fuckin' pussy! Lets go watch UFC, that's not shit and fake!"
Idiot 1: "Yeah, totally dude. Hey, did you see Die Hard 4?"
Idiot 2: "Hells yeah I did! Bruice Willis blew up a chopper with a car! It's fuckin' sweet!"
UFC Fag: "HAHAHA WWE IS FUCKIN' GAY! HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO WATCH THAT FAKE SHIT?!"
WWE Fan: "What makes you say that?"
UFC Fag: "Because they're not even hurting each other! It's fuckin' fake!"
WWE Fan: "So, you're not entertained unless you're seeing another human being pummelled? And you call WWE fans idiots?"
UFC Fag: "No but they say it's real don't they. Fuckin' posers, they couldn't win a real fight!"
WWE Fan: "Did you see Terminator 2?"
UFC Fag: "Yeah. It;'s one of my favourite films."
WWE Fan: "Well that's not real, but you found that entertaining. The actors and actresses all pretended it was real and acted as if it was actually happening and you enjoyed that. What's the difference?"
UFC Fag: "... SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKIN' WWE HOMO!"
Idiot 2: "OMG Really?! What a fuckin' pussy! Lets go watch UFC, that's not shit and fake!"
Idiot 1: "Yeah, totally dude. Hey, did you see Die Hard 4?"
Idiot 2: "Hells yeah I did! Bruice Willis blew up a chopper with a car! It's fuckin' sweet!"
UFC Fag: "HAHAHA WWE IS FUCKIN' GAY! HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO WATCH THAT FAKE SHIT?!"
WWE Fan: "What makes you say that?"
UFC Fag: "Because they're not even hurting each other! It's fuckin' fake!"
WWE Fan: "So, you're not entertained unless you're seeing another human being pummelled? And you call WWE fans idiots?"
UFC Fag: "No but they say it's real don't they. Fuckin' posers, they couldn't win a real fight!"
WWE Fan: "Did you see Terminator 2?"
UFC Fag: "Yeah. It;'s one of my favourite films."
WWE Fan: "Well that's not real, but you found that entertaining. The actors and actresses all pretended it was real and acted as if it was actually happening and you enjoyed that. What's the difference?"
UFC Fag: "... SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKIN' WWE HOMO!"
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