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zomfgwtfbbq 

A random way of being surprised and amused..
Bob: Hey tom, I just got laid...
Tom: ZOMFGWTFBBQ? BY WHO?
zomfgwtfbbq by Mister Purple March 6, 2008
usually spelled entirely in caps, this abbreviation originates from the typo you get when you strike the shift key in order to type OMFG, but you miss and hit the z instead.
ZOMFG that looks cool, could you torrent it?
zOMFG by Boeboe April 28, 2004

ZOMFGUBERWTFPWNBBQMSGCREAM

The highest possible level of ownage.
Blenderlm (RADIO): Report In, Team.
Master O' Cheese (RADIO): Sector Clear.
RubberDuckyMan (RADIO): Enemy Down. I ZOMFGUBERWTFPWNBBQMSGCREAM-ed him!

zOMFGROFLMAO 

z-OMFG-ROFLMAO

z-Oh My Fucking God Rolling On (the) Floor Laughting My Ass Off
-Bob : Hey Jimmy!
-Jimmy: Whut?!?
-Bob : Chickenbutt!
-Jimmy: zOMFGROFLMAO!!!!!!!
-Bob : ^^"
zOMFGROFLMAO by AppOMG! December 17, 2009

zomfgwtfbbqpwnage 

A list of acronyms sometimes used in online gaming, when one game player completely destroys another

Z - to pronounce the word with a 'z'
OMFG - oh my fucking god
WTF - what the fuck
BBQ - just bcos its a cool acronym to throw into the word
PWNAGE- 'ownage' commonly misspelt by online gamers
Player 1 - 'zomfgwtfbbqpwnage'
Player 2 - 'damn i just got beat bad'
zomfgwtfbbqpwnage by Cool Guy #1 November 8, 2006
1. An over-emphasized version of "omg", meaning "oh my god".

Pronunciation: Zoh My Fawking Gawd
Origin: "Zomfg" originated in 14th century Persia during an assault on modern-day Iran. The "Dishpuhkt Clan" or the "Nasal Ingesters of Sand Clan" attacked a military outpost run by army leader Mahmoud Al-Hafez Mohammed. The military outpost held the nation's stock of falafel, so it was guarded heavily. When the Dishpukt clan invaded, Mahmoud scribbled down on a piece of paper,"zomfg need backup jeezuz", a request that was never fulfilled.

Modern day usage: 1. Used by adolescent-teenage females in common text messaging to describe a despondent situation.

2. Used in the popular videogame "Counter Strike" when requesting backup from your team after having been viciously mutilated by the opposing team.

3. Used in modern-day Kyrgyzstan as a codeword for the phrase,"Requesting backup".
1. "liek zomfg i wuz gona buy dese kyoot shuz but i didnt hav $300

2. JEZUS FKN KRYST WEAR DA FUCK IZ MY TEAM?!!!?!(%^#&#*&%

3. We have a 10-23 situation here a the local watering hole, zomfg for any units in the vicinity.
zomfg by Blind Peg Leg Paul May 20, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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