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Kilogram, usually refering to narcotics.
I almost got busted with 2 keys in my trunk.
by Hell4aHuslta January 24, 2003
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The campest man in K-POP (after Jokwon) but also one the sexiest and most amazing.
Best guy at dancing girl group dances.
Key - "You look b-ee-zar"
Amber - "What?"
Key - "Leez-ard"
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You're such a Key.
by shiningshawol November 12, 2010
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adj.

To touch someone inappropriately for your own amusement, then brush it off as a joke.

References the recent shenanigans of New Zealand's Prime Minister, John Key, in his repeated unwelcome touching of a waitresses.
"That a-hole just yanked my ponytail, then totally keyed me".
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the correct way to spell it is ki's, bue everyone that submited a definition is a fuckin idiot so i had to put them in thier place. But a "Ki'" is short for Kilogram of yayo,Cocaine,Cociana, dust or whitegirls or whatever you would like to call this particilar drug.
Tony- forget about fuckin 13.5 a Ki Sosa, what are jou, fucking nuts?
Omar Sosa- well what would you propose that is reasonable?
Tony- 10.5 a ki' and jou gotta take dat chit to Panama
by KevinNutz December 22, 2003
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Key, real name Kim Kibum, is the main rapper of South Korean boy band, SHINee. He is well known for being an excellent rapper and a fabulous fashionable diva. He is the master of girl group dances and usually dances better than the actual group.
Non-shawol: Why is that dude wearing a pink boa on stage?
Shawol: Because that's Key, and Key is fabulous
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A key is a kilo of Coke a key is worth 20 g's real big money making if you own keys
1.Ayo crosby just sold off 1 key to Big J yesterday right?
2. During the drug bust cops raided my crib and found 2 keys under my bed
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