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merked, owned, beaten with extreme skill, humorous failure.
a man walks into a lamp post - zogboid
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Project Zomboid 

Walking Dead but Epic.

Definition:
Project Zomboid is the ultimate in zombie survival. Alone or in MP: you loot, build, craft, fight, farm and fish in a struggle to survive. A hardcore RPG skillset, a vast map, a massively customisable sandbox and a cute tutorial raccoon await the unwary. So how will you die? All it takes is a bite…

NOW WITH VEHICLES!
A: What's up?
B: GAMING Project Zomboid
A: Zombie

zomboids 

people who follow the shell of an existance without questioning. Going through the motions because they think its instinctive to do so. A franchise Football Club customer is one of these.
this definition is courtesy of Leamington Pete
zomboids by AFCW April 24, 2004

The Project Zomboid Curse 

The Project Zomboid Curse is when you have so many hours on Project Zomboid that you are now cursed to never pull bitches again.
“That guy over there has The Project Zomboid Curse

Project Zomboid 

A horror RPG zombie game where you *ALMOST* get away from a horde the size of an average high school. You then lose your lvl 8 aim character. Like Cocaine, it ruins your life but you want it.
Me: "I'll lose these idiots over this fence, it's perfect!"
Zomboid 1: "Raaa." *Lunges for my toes after falling over the fence*
Me: "Ouchies, that hurt so bad I'm going to fall!"
Rest of the 36 other Zomboids: *devours me alive*
Me: *Crys inside and quits Project Zomboid for a solid 3 hours*
Project Zomboid by Drew10643 April 30, 2023

zomboids 

I tell thee what.. its so funny that we are going in numbers to this cup final. In the scheme of things its nothing.. but im so looking forward to the occasion with true dons fans and having a laugh making some noise dressing up like a prick. This is why AFC Wimbledon IS. The franchise fans will never get this. NEver. They are soullous Zomboids who live on a diet of sky fed football and player cams.
This definition courtesy of Leamington Pete
zomboids by AFCW April 24, 2004
zomboid by AFCW April 24, 2004
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