27 definitions by AFCW

dawn of the dead

the first ever game played by Franchise FC was much like the dawn of the dead.

Those poor Burnley fans, suffering at the NHS

by AFCW April 25, 2004

mutant

See: Pete Winkelman
See: Lee Scriven
See: Raj Parker
See: Steve Stride

those nasty mutants (for explanation see Franchise FC, AFC Wimbledon or Pete Winkelman

by AFCW April 24, 2004

The FA

FA stands for Football Association. In theory they are responsible for sorting out any problems in the English game that might occur, but in practice do very little about them when they do occur. Also they approved Wimbledon FC move to Milton Keynes (though they of course would deny this). Therefore they appointed a 3 man commission that made the decision for them. The commissions report then gave a load of reasons (which are false) of why the club would be better of in Milton Keynes. 1 of these was claiming that a new club such as Wimbledon Town would not be in the wider interests of football.

The FA are spineless monkeys

by AFCW April 25, 2004

3 man commission

Raj Parker, Steve Stride and a well respected football expert voted 2-1 (guess how they voted individually) to allow the move of Wimbledon FC to Milton Keynes to become the Milton Keynes Dongs (as the "club" will now inevitably be referred to).

Winkelman bribed Parker and Stride and so they voted for the move. AFC Wimbledon was rightfully born right after this sham of a commission.

by AFCW July 1, 2004

MK Dongs

a nickname often applied to the club Wimbledon FC (see: Franchise FC) in Milton Keynes. Often used by fans of AFC Wimbledon.

The MK Dongs do not have many fans

by AFCW June 2, 2004

Winkeldome

See: meccano set

The Winkeldome will open in time for Conference football.

by AFCW April 24, 2004

mkdonsclub

a sad collection of deluded fools who support Franchise FC, they are the laughing stock of the football community.

Forcing children to be members of the mkdonsclub is child abuse

by AFCW April 25, 2004