One who says "YOLO" as if it is required by law to say it as an excuse for doing stupid things. It is called "yolodeling" because it is a play of words, made up of YOLO and yodeler.

Person 1: Hey, why did you dye your hair green?
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!

Person 2: Hey, why did you get your whole face pierced?
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!

Person 3: Hey, why did you tattoo your whole body?
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!

Me: Shut up, everyone knows that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.

yolodeler by I spend too much time here April 20, 2013

Related Words

yolometer • Lolometer • Yagometer • Yoctometer • yolodeler • YOmomMETER • Yoomeern

Lolometer

The measuring device for the number of "lol" used in a convo. Measured in "lpc", "lol per convo", or can be measured by sentence, which would be "lps", or "lol per sentence".

Kirsten: LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!

Amber: WHOA! Like, my Lolometer says that you're using 5 lps.

Kirsten: HAHA! LIKE, LOL!

Amber: You're averaging about 6 lpc.

Kirsten! LOL!

Amber: Like, that makes 7 lpc!

Lolometer by Vincent Floyd September 23, 2008

Yagometer

A *device/methodological approach to measuring the ones level of Yag. Yag is measured scientifically on a scale of 1-10 Elton units or simply Eltons, 10 being the gayest of course.

* Yagometers may be purchased in your local bodega for about 99 cents

In general yagometric terms all European men clock in, as a standard default, at about 2.5 Eltons.

My dude, your yagometer must be broken cause your boy has a weak wrist

Yagometer by Ronzula May 15, 2008

Yoctometer

A negative progression of the name “Miles”. To become Yoctometer, a person named Miles must do negative/bush league acts. These acts cause them to be demoted to smaller measurement units. Going from Miles to foot to inch to nanometer and finally to Yoctometer. A common nickname for Yoctometer can be Yocto or JV.

Yo Yoctometer, you're a bush leaguer. Why aren't you actively engaging? Get off the chess ypu bot. 300 elo.

Yoctometer by Iamthegodofpremoves February 18, 2023

YOmomMETER

A scale that measures how good a

Yo Mama Joke is.
For Example

1-5 is a bad joke
6-10 is a good joke

If there was a YOmomMETER in here I would be over nine thousand

Yo•mom•iter

YOmomMETER by GA Thawn193 June 28, 2018

Yoomeern

When a fat ass nigga beats a skinny nigga to death and proceeds to shit his pants.

Yo you hear that quandray got yoomeern’d last Tuesday?

Yeah bro that shits wack

Yoomeern by Seikinushi November 30, 2019

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026