A scientific unit of measurement properly associated with the yagometer. An Elton is a unit of measurement of yag/homoness. Eltons are based on a scale of 10, Ten being extremely flamming, in other words uncannily similar to elton john
1) By default, European men clock in at approximately 2.5 eltons.
2) Ma'am your gay baby, according to the yagometer, has a yagometric reading of 5.5 eltons.
- Disclaimer: To all you cool gay people out there you know I got love for you, N/H
When your at a party, Concert etc. and you want to get from point A to B, simply raise your elbow perpendicular to your body, preferably at shoulder length, and proceed plowing through in a uniform and straightforward fashion.
Scott: And how do you expect to get over there?
Ron: simple... Party Elbow