A *device/methodological approach to measuring the ones level of Yag
. Yag is measured scientifically on a scale of 1-10 Elton units or simply Eltons
, 10 being the gayest of course.
* Yagometers may be purchased in your local bodega
for about 99 cents
In general yagometric terms all European men clock in, as a standard default, at about 2.5 Eltons.
My dude, your yagometer must be broken cause your boy has a weak wrist