yoinger

the hard stuff you bite into while eating chicken mcnuggets and ham

"dude, i just bit into a yoinger"

yoinger by chelsea anna katelyn May 13, 2005

Younger sibling

A little pest who likes to burst into your room while your doing homework, or playing on your phone. They like to hit you, then like a little bitch, they tell your parents when you hit back. In other words...they are annoying. They are so annoying they make you feel like banging your head against the wall so hard you lose all your brain cells.

You: *on your phone*

Younger sibling: *bursting into your room and runs up to you* Hey!

You: Go away.

Younger sibling: No! *Slaps*

You: *Slaps back*

Younger sibling: ....MOooOOoOoM *ugly sobs*

You: GODDAMNIT *bangs head against the wall*

Younger sibling by Crippled and depressed March 29, 2019

Yointers

The pink inside of a mammals ears, usually a cartoon image.

Playing animal Guess Who: Player 1 - “does your character have yointers?” Player 2 - “yes... dammit!”

Yointers by Ally_MK May 17, 2019

Younger model syndrome 

When a woman ages and another younger version of herself steps onto the scene, be it innocent or not, she feels threatened. Said women will unleash fury on her partner if he so much as looks at younger model with the slightest hint of admiration. This fury may not be overt but layered into nuances.

Steve:
Dude what's wrong with your girlfriend? She's got some serious sand in her vagina. She only seems to get like that when Alison* is around.

Mark:
Yeah she's just suffering from "younger model syndrome"


* The younger model

Younger model syndrome by Grouchokirst December 18, 2008

Younger sibling

A member of the ape species Annoyus Stupidus, this animal is treated by parents as god, and cannot make any mistakes (even though they do). They possess the evolutionary ability to shift all the blame to the Older Sibling. This means that whatever they do, whether it’s starting an argument, attempted murder, and the like, it’s your fault.

“But moooooooom, he started the fight!” “Shut up you stupid bitch! He’s the younger sibling, you should’ve known better!” “But he...” “I don’t give a shit who started what!”

Younger sibling by Lifefuckingsucks January 15, 2018

I'll tell you when you're younger

1. An incredibly annoying way of stating that you just don't want to tell them something; might be for personal reasons. (Knowing that you cannot get younger; it therefore means one will never tell them what you are referring to.)

Caitlynn: Why won't you look at my face when we make love!?

Me: *turns away and thinks to self "ah crap, here we go again... c'mon, think of something!* ...I'll tell you when you're younger...

I'll tell you when you're younger by The OPB: Original Purple Belt October 13, 2010

Younger Sibling

A little bitch you always wants to throw hands but can punch for shit

My younger siblings tried to beat me up

Younger Sibling by Older sibling July 12, 2020