2 definitions by Lifefuckingsucks
#1 Lie told by parents to get their child to confess something, which they then proceed to get mad about.
by Lifefuckingsucks November 19, 2017
A member of the ape species Annoyus Stupidus, this animal is treated by parents as god, and cannot make any mistakes (even though they do). They possess the evolutionary ability to shift all the blame to the Older Sibling. This means that whatever they do, whether it’s starting an argument, attempted murder, and the like, it’s your fault.
“But moooooooom, he started the fight!” “Shut up you stupid bitch! He’s the younger sibling, you should’ve known better!” “But he...” “I don’t give a shit who started what!”
by Lifefuckingsucks January 15, 2018