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Wootcher 

Similar to a typical coomer a wootcher is an individual who watches pornography. However, a wootcher does not masturbate to such porn; instead, a wootcher will only watch.
P1: today I watched 90 minutes of porn.
P2: dude... your a coomer.
P1: nah man, i didnt jerk to it, i'm only a wootcher
Wootcher by H?H?H? April 25, 2020
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Wootcher 

Someone who watches porn or hentai but doesn't fap to it.
"Dude I hate coomers."
"Don't you watch porn too?"
"Nah dude. I don't fap. I am a wootcher."
Wootcher by BonkyTonk April 25, 2020

Fotchy Wotchy 

when you physically anal someone with a shovel after you dropkick them.
the dude stole my car so i pulled a fotchy wotchy on his ass.
Fotchy Wotchy by physinbock October 16, 2019
English Slang for "What's up?"
"Wotcha mate!"
wotcha by Jim September 7, 2003
A British slang term formed by the contraction of "What are you up to?"
"Wot'cher up ta?" devolved into this now-common greeting. See also wotcha.
"Wotcher, Harry! Good to see ya, mate!"
wotcher by flamingsword May 26, 2005
The cool way of saying "What are you up to?" in a formal greeting, because the British have the best slang. Alternate form is "wotcha".
"Wotcher?" Alice Morgan said, as she rescued Luther from Stark.
Wotcher by Mwatuangi September 21, 2014
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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