it's either that or dig a hole and lay down in it and die

When he said he won the lottery, I knew he was shoveling.

*You see a fat chick walking down the street*
Joe: Id hit that...
James: ..With a shovel.

Ron is such a shovel. Cindy and Bev would have both ditched him if they weren't hoes themselves.

Brad: Damn the foods filled me up....
Richard:Well I'll have that then....
Brad: Your such A shovel Richard

(use 1)- We're putting in an inground pool, so I had to dig a really big hole with my shovel.
(use 2)- Harry just wouldn't stfu so I was forced to whack him in the face with my shovel.

Jack: Wow, Look at The future Shovels!
James: Future?