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wank bollocks 

oh mate thats totally wank bollocks
wank bollocks by wankbollocks December 7, 2021

wonky bollocks 

pro-noun used as insult to anybody showing poor co-ordination
Henry: "Oh adam you've dropped that frisbee again you f*****g wonky bollock bastard"
Adam: "i really am a wonky bollocks minge"
wonky bollocks by Jeffrey Douglas September 13, 2006

Bollocky Wank Shite 

The flavor of artichoke and beet root soup.
I want fish and chips! This soup tastes like bollocky wank shite!

bollocky wank shite 

person one : no white paint in here!

person two: oh bollocky wank shite.
bollocky wank shite by megaturd March 11, 2010

cunty-bollocking-arse-wank 

This is something you say when you want to say one word however 1 is not enough, so say 4 swears in one.

use it when you are pissed off. Or just to shock.
bunny: I missed the bus, oh cunty-bollocking-arse-wank!!!

Mummy: you are a girl and girls dont swear.
Bunny: CUNTY-BOLLOCKING-ARSE-WANK!!!!!!
Mummy: (face palm and blushes), DISGRACEFULL!!!
Bunny: what, girls do swaer :-).
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026