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pro-noun used as insult to anybody showing poor co-ordination
Henry: "Oh adam you've dropped that frisbee again you f*****g wonky bollock bastard"
Adam: "i really am a wonky bollocks minge"
by Jeffrey Douglas September 13, 2006
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