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1.
The act in which someone uses their teeth on a penis, during a blowjob, in a scraping motion, similar to how one would eat an artichoke
"Dude, my penis is killing me. My girlfriend completely artichoked me last night."
by The Kosher Berger December 05, 2007
 
2.
A happy veggie. :)
"I'm an artichoke!" the carrot creid.
by hi June 01, 2003
 
3.
The want to strangle someone based solely on something they did or created, that angers you beyond belief. This is the top-o-the-line "I've had it" response
I artichoke the person that came up with cloth diapers.

I artichoke him for hitting on my girlfriend like that!
by mrman0315 February 04, 2010
 
4.
A phrase used in expressing affection or love to someone, synonymous with the sentence "I love you."
Dobby: Hey Yuki, Artichoke~
Yuki: Artichoke~
by Talena May 16, 2008
 
5.
A shapely,sexy girl with gorgeous eyes and a sweet smile.A rare find as there is only one documented and verified artichoke in the whole world.Has a slight tendency to be a pain in the ass.
"Holy moly...that artichoke is hot!"
by Zipperhead March 01, 2005
 
6.
when a girl deep throats a dick so far she throws up, and the dude continues to wack off with her vomit.
"i artichoked with genna last night" "dude are you serious?" "hell yeah" "dude thats f*cking gross"
by marissy April 26, 2008
 
7.
a.) a vegetable from the thistle family that has its heart eaten and leaves chewed. water tastes especially good after eating one.

b.) a form of violence. someone artichokes you: i.e. gently gnaws on your leg while silently ripping out your underwear and wrapping it around your head and stuffing it in an auritory entrance.
Chumble: Oww, my leg hurts, why are you biting it? (thinks: i feel like something is being pulled out of my pants...)

Spuzz: (thinks: hahaha, soo the artichoke will be complete) Bye Chumble, i better be going)

Chumble (5 min later): Oh MY GODDD!!! Im MY UNDERWEAR IS NO LONGER COVERING MY HINDYY!!! ITS STUFFED IN MY EARS!!!!.
by soyz April 05, 2010