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1. wanky
Indulgent, pretentious, simultaneously showy and useless.
"That 8-minute guitar solo was incomparably wanky"
by R.B. Sep 7, 2004 share this
2. wanky
Masturbatory, typically describes boring music, like 3 minute guitar solos. See also wankish.
"I can't listen to a lot of metal, it has too many wanky solos. I don't give a shit how many hours a day you practice."
by Danny Delinquent Dec 22, 2003 share this
3. Wanky
To be cranky and to whine.
"Stop being wanky or i wil ground you."
4. Wanky
Completely absurd, crazy, ludicrous
Evan you are acting so wanky
5. Wanky
In the fandom community, person A would describe person B or person B's behavior as "wanky" if any of the following conditions are met:

- Person B expresses an opinion that person A disagrees with
- Person B expresses an emotion on a public forum or blog
- Person B has an argument with Person C over any subject on a public forum or blog

Also, "wank" is the noun used to refer to the behavior itself.
"Those people got into an argument; it was so wanky, let's make fun of them!"

"Those people got upset because of a website being homophobic; that's so wanky, let's make fun of them!"
6. Wanky
Super lame or wack.
n. Wankster
v. Wankin
Man, Asanti you are so wanky.
7. Wanky
Super lame or wack.
n. Wankster
v. Wankin
Man, Asanti you are so wanky.
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