3 definitions by MarkyMark

Top Definition
Composite word.

Wanky; meaning flash but pointless.


Bollocks; meaning bollocks.
Experimental video installations are all a load of wanky bollocks.
by MarkyMark January 24, 2005
when something is not of truth i.e. lying i.e false
Joe said: I had sex with a girl.
Bob Says: Alleg
by MarkyMark February 21, 2003
Slapping your big, fat, hairy, sweaty sack against someones ears or nose. Sometimes a nut might get lodged in someones ear or nose...making them sneeze or pop their ears. You may also choose to nut in the persons hair while having your nuts stuck in one of their facial crevices.
We gave bob a public shalacking
by MarkyMark July 07, 2003
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