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An amazing human being with the most amazing personality. They show their affection with long paragraphs or cute memes. They can quote vines for the rest of their lives. They are just the most perfect person ever.
Guy A: Damn, I met a Varuni

Guy B: You lucky bastard. They’re a keeper
Varuni by scftymoon October 7, 2018
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the sweetest, most humble and the most attractive human being in this whole universe.
person: omg I just met a Varun
Varun by yourgirlb March 14, 2017
Varun is mine
Varun by Youknowmebabyboo December 29, 2022

Jim Varney 

An actor best known for his role as Ernest P. Worrell, a lovable knucklehead who appeared in several movies directed by John R. Cherry III. Varney was born in 1949 in Lexington, Kentucky and had an interest in acting since he was young. He began acting under his Ernest persona in 1980 and appeared in several hundred commercials in the 80's and 90's. Products pitched included Coca-Cola, Sprite, Mello Yello, as well as numerous small businesses such as Tyson's Toyota, and Purity Products. Ernest starred in his first feature film, "Ernest Goes to Camp", in 1987. Varney also did the voice for Slinky Dog in "Toy Story" and "Toy Story 2". In 1998, Varney learned he had contracted lung cancer after years of smoking. After being diagnosed, Varney threw away his cigarettes and began starting treatment in hopes of beating the disease. On February 10, 2000, Varney passed away after battling with the cancer for over a year. His last words were "Please leave the window open.". He was 50 years old. The movie "Atlantis: The Lost Empire" was dedicated in his memory.
Ernest Scared Stupid is my Favorite Jim Varney movie.
Jim Varney by sparklingunicorn08 September 9, 2013

Handsome Varney 

To completely change persona and make yourself irresistable to women by putting an adjective before your name.
Im going to Handsome Varney John.

Hey ladies, have you met well hung John?
Handsome Varney by bluetowel February 22, 2011
lessons preached by those starry eyed dimwits who fall for the unmatched, smart, witty, intelligent, insightful, intellectual humans named varun
she's a bore ever since she started her varunism
varunism by eyewe April 9, 2010