Someone who would make better marriage material than baby momma material.

Someone who you'd likely spend the rest of your life with if you found him or her.

If there were more keepers in the US, the divorce rate would be MUCH lower!!!

Abbr. of Goalkeeper in Futbol,Soccer, or "UK" football.

to let your friends know that a girl is fat or ugly while being in the presence of girls.

A pimp, or panderer, and by definition thereof: psychologist, groomer, educator, father figure, best friend, and mate.

The verb "to keeper" means to spam considerably and profusely, especially in the context of an internet forum.

Defines a turd that resists flushing...it is still in the bowl after a flush, hence a keeper.

A Keeper is a person who is the best 2vs2 pilot in X-Wing vs. TIE-Fighter and X-Wing Alliance. More over, he stays up late because he is bored and fills out dumb stuff like this. Luckily, he actually lives a normal college life on the weekends. Keeper more over, challenges people to play him in previously stated LucasArts titles at www.zone.com.