Surname with Dutch, German, and Scandinavian origin. Comes from the German first name "Warinheer" meaning army gaurd. Many of our ancestors came from Germany as Werners and settled in Pennsylvania as Warners and are now (most of us) Varners. If this is your last name youre probably really white or black. This is becasue Varners owned plantations in the carolinas and, when the slaves went free they addopted the last name Varner as their own. Typical nick names include "varndog", "Varney", and "Hitler's favorite."
"Var-ner Var-ner Var-ner" -large crowds
"What up varndog?"
"Greg Varner has a ridiculously huge cock." -the hot bitches
"What up varndog?"
"Greg Varner has a ridiculously huge cock." -the hot bitches
by Greg Varner November 7, 2007
by ghkgfh May 23, 2008
V-AH-R-n-ur-r
verb; noun; adjective
to move about at a painstakingly slow/sloth-like motion; the state of slowness.
(varnering; varnerly, varnerize)
verb; noun; adjective
to move about at a painstakingly slow/sloth-like motion; the state of slowness.
(varnering; varnerly, varnerize)
Verb: Dude you must be in a food coma because you varnered that right turn out of Taco Bell.
Verb: Bro, hurry up don't varner, we need to be at music Bingo by 8.
Noun: Don't go varner on me!
Noun: That's varner style!
Adjective: That cashier was checking people out at a varner pace.
Verb: Bro, hurry up don't varner, we need to be at music Bingo by 8.
Noun: Don't go varner on me!
Noun: That's varner style!
Adjective: That cashier was checking people out at a varner pace.
by BobbyGeewhiz May 26, 2022
A Varner is an old woman who wastes too much time putting of spray tan and looks like a peach when she is done.
by sospedecial January 23, 2018
Transitive verb
Var· ner· ize | \ ˈvär-nə-rīz \
Varnerized; Varnerizing
1. to stare intently upward at someone and slowly reveal a menacing-yet-persuasive smile while pressing one’s lower jaw into the sternum, producing the effect of a double chin.
2. to render hypnotized one’s elders, causing them to spend their hard-earned cash on overpriced autumnal follies.
Var· ner· ize | \ ˈvär-nə-rīz \
Varnerized; Varnerizing
1. to stare intently upward at someone and slowly reveal a menacing-yet-persuasive smile while pressing one’s lower jaw into the sternum, producing the effect of a double chin.
2. to render hypnotized one’s elders, causing them to spend their hard-earned cash on overpriced autumnal follies.
The young girl Varnerized her stepmother, hoping that she’d drive the children to a certain local farm offering hayless hayrides and myriad varieties of exotic gourds.
by TheRealMQB April 1, 2021
Without a doubt the coolest golfer on the PGA tour. He's known for his dabbing after draining putts and hitting 330+ yard drives.
by Clevelander2016 May 19, 2017
by Presrox103 June 5, 2023