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Besmirchin the urchins 

Speaking Ill of younger people in a comical way.
Well are you teachers besmirchin the urchins?

Sea Urchin Propaganda 

Propaganda given by the sea urchins, or other sea creatures. Common sea urchin propaganda includes, pasta being bad, sewers being good, Eggyeg being worse than tacoted, and many more.
I SWEAR THAT'S SEA URCHIN PROPAGANDA, DON'T LIE TO ME!
A street person or person of the street. These people usually dwell in cars that aren't theirs, warehouses, squatting holes, gutters, garbage cans, boxes, parks, opium dens, public bathrooms (bus/train station, airport), bushes, soup kitchen's, etc.
They can often be seen swimming in yuppie's pools in the daytime while the sell-outs are at work and carrying a bottle shaped brown paper bag.
Yuppie: get out of my way you bum!
Urchin: *pulls out urchin/hobo knife* I'm no bum, i'm an urchin! *stabs yuppie and steal his wallet for booze*
Urchin: *whistles tune* I love to live the urchin life, stabbin people with my urchin knife
urchin by pAge June 14, 2005

Lan Urchin

A child who has grown up wandering from one LAN party to another, very familiar with computer games, LAN connections, and energy drinks.
After her first couple of years as a lan urchin, Natalie was unable to eat pizza without sitting at a computer.
Lan Urchin by kenjamd December 17, 2008

Sea Urchin Scramble 

The act of inserting a sea urchin inside a woman's asshole and proceeding to produce friction due to the intense rub of the sea urchin, causing internal bleeding to the victim.
Boss: "why the fuck are you late to work today, mate?"
Client: "sorry man, me and my girl were doing the Sea Urchin Scramble last night so I had to take her to the ER."
Boss: "did it feel good tho?"
Sea Urchin Scramble by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019

Sea Urchin 

The act of sticking your finger in someone's butthole and it clinches up like a Sea Urchin does when you poke your finger in one. Particularly effective if you say "Sea Urchin" as you make the move.
Ha! Stacy was bending down to grab her purse and I gave her a sea urchin.
Sea Urchin by C.JO June 2, 2004
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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