2 definitions by JesusLover9000
The act of inserting a sea urchin inside a woman's asshole and proceeding to produce friction due to the intense rub of the sea urchin, causing internal bleeding to the victim.
Boss: "why the fuck are you late to work today, mate?"
Client: "sorry man, me and my girl were doing the Sea Urchin Scramble last night so I had to take her to the ER."
Boss: "did it feel good tho?"
Client: "sorry man, me and my girl were doing the Sea Urchin Scramble last night so I had to take her to the ER."
Boss: "did it feel good tho?"
by JesusLover9000 September 8, 2019
The act of putting a victim (preferably a black one) into hypnosis, spinning them 360 degrees and doing a mid-air flip so they land on their back and break their lumbar spinal columns.
After the procedure, they may still be hypnotized. To counteract this situation, put them into a laundry basket ass-first and throw them into the dryer (4.3 cu. ft. White All-in-One Washer and Electric Ventless Dryer from LG Electronics work best).
Subsequently, you will feel remorse for what you did to the poor unsuspecting victim. Go to your local church, mosque, or temple and pray for your sins.
After the procedure, they may still be hypnotized. To counteract this situation, put them into a laundry basket ass-first and throw them into the dryer (4.3 cu. ft. White All-in-One Washer and Electric Ventless Dryer from LG Electronics work best).
Subsequently, you will feel remorse for what you did to the poor unsuspecting victim. Go to your local church, mosque, or temple and pray for your sins.
Chad 1: Dude, I just tried the new Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer.
Chad 2: o shit bro, that's mad skeng fam
Chad 2: o shit bro, that's mad skeng fam
by JesusLover9000 September 8, 2019