Turch
"He died from turching himself!"
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Matt Turch
Matt Turch by atahl14 February 25, 2019
Torchbearing
Rio: that guy's brave, he's been torchbearing all night.
Ieuan: of course, it gives you a cracking buzz.
Ieuan: of course, it gives you a cracking buzz.
Torchbearing by Mental Father July 1, 2019
Turcousin
Similar to the turducken, it is a tradition in the southern states where your cousin stuffs the thanksgiving turkey while you stuff your cousin.
Jasper: Y'all havin a turducken fer thanksgivings?
Clem:Nah we fixin to have a turcousin if Tammy-Lynn comes over
Clem:Nah we fixin to have a turcousin if Tammy-Lynn comes over
Turcousin by Whispy McBeefcurtains February 23, 2019
Asshole Torching
Taking a blowtorch to an asshole for pleasure or hair removal. Some people like it rough and some people like it bare. You can decide but watch out for its side effects: pungent smell of burnt asshole, burnt/darkened dicks, permanent scarring over the asshole, inability to poop.
Asshole Torching by DICK burn November 16, 2016
torch and pitchfork crowd
A group of angry or vocal opponents who regularly come out against something, usually prognosticating dire consequences.
Last Saturday's city council meeting was attended by the usual torch and pitchfork crowd, demanding retractions and threatening immediate action;
torch and pitchfork crowd by Euripedes October 8, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.