tomicide 

death by slowness, or longness of time.

That kid tomicided for hours after he was in a car wreck.

tomicide by Rob Hess June 13, 2007

Timicide 

The killing of time. Pronounced Time-Ih-Side

Joe: Hey, what have you been doing for the last hour?!
Todd: Oh, not much. Just playing some solitare and commiting timicide.

Timicide by RinuMizumi April 8, 2008

tomacide 

Tomacide- the act of killing a Tom, Thomas, Tom-cat, Tommy, tom-o, Tommy boy, My man Tom, or any other variation of the name Thomas you can come up with! It literally only applies to Tom’s, you won’t get your kill points if you kill anyone whose name isn’t Tom!

Kyle-“Holy shit dude you finally got your kill points for killing that douche wagon neighbor of mine!”
Kevin-“oh yeah right on what was his name again?”

Kyle- “Tom, his name was Tom and you just committed tomacide!”

tomacide by Meangirl19 January 14, 2024

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016