Tomacide- the act of killing a Tom, Thomas, Tom-cat, Tommy, tom-o, Tommy boy, My man Tom, or any other variation of the name Thomas you can come up with! It literally only applies to Tom’s, you won’t get your kill points if you kill anyone whose name isn’t Tom!
Kyle-“Holy shit dude you finally got your kill points for killing that douche wagon neighbor of mine!”
Kevin-“oh yeah right on what was his name again?”
Kyle- “Tom, his name was Tom and you just committed tomacide!”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!