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1. spoon hour
Spoon hour is a time when sleep deprivation is so severe that anything is hilarious, including the mention of the word "spoon".
Jack: "your cheeks would be better... flappy."
Max: "Like that piece of apple that you almost bite off that has a flap of skin attaching it to the apple like a door."
Sj: "I think the real problem is the lack of cheek flap."
Jack: "Oh god... spoon hour."
2. Hour of Power
The hour long period of time starting at midnight (in the morning) on one's twenty first birthday (in the US). This hour is spent continuously drinking, usually beer. Essentially it involves making sure your lips never leave a glass as a friend should have the next round ready after the current one is done.
Man, you drank 20 beers last night during your hour of power!
3. CHRONIC HOUR
A Chronic Hour is a fast paced Marijuanna smoke session that last an hour and envolves only the best quality weed. This is done with a group of friends who all have high quality dank and smoke around 20 bowls with at least 3 bowls in rotation at any given time. Various Smoking Paraphernalia should be used; Ideally there should be a bong/pipe/vaporizer/bubbler/ and possiblely a blunt or joint to tie it all together. It is how Snoop Dogg smokes.

A Power Hour with weed substituted in for alcohol.
"I went to a Chronic Hour last night, and i am still high."
4. bauer hour
Much like a power hour. Whilst watching 24, drink shots of beer whenever the show is playing, and smoke weed during commericials. Completion of a bauer hour does not make you Jack Bauer, and anyone claiming that they are him, or have become him, must be rideculed for being a feltcher.
Guy 1: Dude I just did a fucking bauer hour. I'm fucking Jack Bauer.

Guy 2: No your fucking not. Jack Bauer would kill you for saying so. Eat shit and die you fucking feltcher.
5. Bauer Hour
The hour in which Jack Bauer graces the Fox Network in the form of 24.
Dude, 10 minutes to Bauer Hour!
6. 100 mile an hour tape
Army slang for what civilians commonly call duct tape. The actual army name for it is olive drab green reinforcement tape which is what you would need to call it if you were to order it from the army supply store (GSA).

The story goes that during WWII the army asked Johnson & Johnson to develop a seal that would keep moisture out of their ammo cans. J&J answered with OD green reinforcement tape. It is said that the tape was so effective at keeping moisture out that water would bead off it like "water off a duck's back" earning it the name "duck tape". Duck tape would end up having multiple uses in the military, though; with supply short during WWII, duck tape became the military's answer to fixing equipment in the field. Seeing how effective, efficient, and versatile a roll the tape played in the military, J&J marketed the tape to civilians as a fix all. The tape became known as "duct tape", but I'm not sure if this is because the most common usage was to hold ducts together or because civilians misheard the name.

Throughout the history of the military, supply was always an issue, and in the event that GI's didn't have the proper tools to fix something they would use duck tape. As a fix all, duck tape was so effective that it was said it could hold a jeep together travelling at 100 mph, hence the common army name "100 mile an hour tape." Ask anyone from the army what it is and they'll tell you.

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7. gas happy hour
1. A period during the day (usually in the early morning and late afternoon/evening hours) that can typically last for about a half hour or longer, when everyone seems to need gas in their vehicle at the same time and so every gas station you go to is overrun with lines of people waiting to pull up to the pump.

This can become quite irritating and inconvenient when you need to go somewhere quickly, but you need gas to get there.

Aw man, its freakin' gas happy hour again!!!
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