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Thunderbastard 

A football goal scored usually from long-range with high degrees of velocity and power.
Metgod's free kick against West Ham in 1986 was an absolute thunderbastard of a strike. Probably the thunderbastard of all thunderbastards.
Thunderbastard by pascalious March 1, 2013

Thundercougarfalconbird 

One of the best and most expensive cars in the year 3000. From the Futurama episode Put your Head on my Shoulder.
Sales Person: "Nothing makes you feel more like a man than a Thundercougarfalconbird. So how much were you thinking of spending on this Thundercougarfalconbird?"
Fry: "Sorry, I'm not here to buy."
Sales Person: "I understand and it's wonderful that you don't care whether anyone questions your sexual orientation."
Fry: "I care! I care plenty! I just dunno how to make them stop!"
Sales Person: "One word: Thundercougarfalconbird."

Chad Thundercock 

Stereotypical high school/college apha male; successful with women in the extreme. Often oblivious rather than purposefully condescending or cruel to his fellow men.
"Did you hear? Chad Thundercock fucked three chicks at that party last weekend!"

"He high-fived me on the way out the door. I wanted to tear his face off."

Chad Thundercock's Penis

The reason all the hot girls suddenly stop answering your texts after Saturday night
After a long, hard Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's Penis, Stacy suddenly couldn't remember her name or what day of the week it was anymore and just sat in the corner drooling all curled up in a ball

hurricane thunderclap

A person who lives an intense and beautifully meaning filled life but dies in an unexpected and profound way due to some sort of personal err in physical, emotional or mental judgment.

Carolina Thunderclap 

An extremly potent strain of marijuana that is derived from the mountains of North Carolina.
Robbie "Yo man, ive got some fire"

Joe "Really? What is it?"

Robbie "That Carolina Thunderclap"