162 definitions by D Flawless

Masterbayshin

When you jack off in the San Francisco bay

I be goin to the Golden gate Bridge to do some masterbayshin this weekind

by D Flawless June 3, 2022

Chad Lite

An exclusive brand of beer that immediately turns you into Chad Thundercock

The frat boy had a few bottles of Chad Lite after the tailgate and all the Stacys were falling on his Wang.

by D Flawless December 8, 2019

fuckobotomy

A lobotomy caused by fucking too hard

Brad gave Katie a fuckobotomy on Saturday night, then by Tuesday she could barely remember her name

by D Flawless September 8, 2020

Lifeguard orgy

A party with lots of hot lifeguard sex

I'm a head over to the lifeguard orgy

by D Flawless July 20, 2022

dicksturbating

When you take your penis and jack it off until white cream shoots out all over the place

My roommate couldn't fall asleep so he's in the bathroom dicksturbating again

by D Flawless April 4, 2019

Sexual Harassment

According to feminists, when a man under 6 feet tall sneezes

Tom: Ahhh-choo!
Sarah: Sexual harassment! Title IX! Call the police!

by D Flawless October 8, 2020

Neuropenile coordination

Imner game: aka The ability of your brain to generate an electrical impulse to your cock to make you fuck bitches

Frequent walking and chatting up hotter and hotter girls can be seen as exercises to increase your neuropenile coordination

by D Flawless November 15, 2021