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thugling
Teen or pre-teen gangster "wannabees", typically found in suburban malls instead of truly dangerous neighborhoods. Products of too much MTV2 and too little common sense.
With any luck, most of them will trip down a flight of stairs on their baggy pants and break their necks instead of further infecting society by reproducing.
With any luck, most of them will trip down a flight of stairs on their baggy pants and break their necks instead of further infecting society by reproducing.
Tell the manager of The Gap that a herd of thuglings just left the food court and are headed her way!
thugling by CrazyFingers January 26, 2005
Homo Thuglings
A group of young homosexual thugs. One must watch out, for they are extremely dangerous. Not only do you have to worry about getting a beat down, but also getting fucked while down.
Early warning signs of homo thuglings approaching you include:
Baggy gangster clothes and du-rags, combined with holding hands with other members, and giggling. Kissing is also a give away.
If you spot them before they spot you, hide in an alley, or a bush, or use a Houdini hider.
Stay safe!
Early warning signs of homo thuglings approaching you include:
Baggy gangster clothes and du-rags, combined with holding hands with other members, and giggling. Kissing is also a give away.
If you spot them before they spot you, hide in an alley, or a bush, or use a Houdini hider.
Stay safe!
The following sentence is being recited in this almost victim's head.
Dude: Oh shit! 10 homo thuglings coming my way, shit did they see me?
pheww they didn't...good, I'll use the Houdini hider, just in time!!
Dude: Oh shit! 10 homo thuglings coming my way, shit did they see me?
pheww they didn't...good, I'll use the Houdini hider, just in time!!
Homo Thuglings by snipedogg June 2, 2010
twiddling her twat
Q: "How did they score that second goal?!"
A: "Well if Marie on defence wasn't twiddling her twat the whole game.."
A: "Well if Marie on defence wasn't twiddling her twat the whole game.."
twiddling her twat by yup55555 October 25, 2011
Tart Toddling
The act of opening a poptart pouch and taking only one of the two poptarts leaving the second one to go stale.
Tart Toddling by Dooley July 12, 2006
Chuddling
To cuddle in an overly aggressive fashion in which the "big" spoon place one arm around the "little" spoons neck slowly suffocating till an existential bliss is reached.
Person 1: Did you reach second base with Mandy?
Person 2: No, but there was some crazy "chuddling" going on. I know she liked it.
Person 1: How did you know she liked it?
Person 2: Because nothing says i love you like their eyes rolling in the back of their head.
Person 1 to Person 2: *HIGH-FIVE*
Person 2: No, but there was some crazy "chuddling" going on. I know she liked it.
Person 1: How did you know she liked it?
Person 2: Because nothing says i love you like their eyes rolling in the back of their head.
Person 1 to Person 2: *HIGH-FIVE*
Chuddling by Awkword One April 28, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026