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Cuddling is simply touching and caressing without any contact whatsoever with either partner's sexual organs. Women actually prefer cuddling to sex. Smart men love cuddling because it is single best route to sexual intercourse and to the elusive FEMALE ORGASM. Such men are treasured.
My girlfriend says that cuddling means not having to worry that I'm suddenly gonna demand sex, but I find that the more often I just chill and cuddle with her, the more sex we have. WTF???
by GQ36 October 14, 2006
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Prior to contrary belief, cuddling is not only after coitus. If can before. It is the act of showing intimacy with one you care about.
I am cuddling with my girlfriend, Irene.
by dantheman21 October 24, 2012
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The cure for several mental illnesses.
The act of cuddling is said to help with depression, anxiety, panic attacks, self harm etc.
by Steve5214 June 25, 2016
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The act of a man enduring non-sexual activity, in hopes of his girlfriend putting out, nly to have 99.99999999999999999% of the time,she decides to go do something else.
I just got done cuddling. Sucked ass. Not a nipple i sight.
by Scyfersythe October 07, 2007
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Cuddling is an intimate act in which the girlfriend steals your precious body heat and shoves her freezing cold feet down your pants. She enjoys it. You also secretly enjoy it.
Isaiah is looking forward to cuddling Jessie.
by Buttmunch1991 October 26, 2016
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Post-coital activity which involves lying in bed with your girlfriend while covered in sexual fluids.
My girlfriend loves cuddling but I would rather take a shower.
by zabazuve-ha October 07, 2007
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