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the three magical words that get a girl into bed.
the three magical words that make a girl (or anyone, i suppose) happy. make her feel good about herself, etc.
the three magical words that most with half a brain can tell when are part of a lie.
should only ever be followed by the words "i love you too"--certainly not "i love seeing you" or "i love spending time with you." those are sure to mess up the situation... completely mess it up.
the only words that can ever mean anything real (emotionally.) but usually don't.
person 1: i love you.
person 2: i love you too.
person 1: so...
person 2: lets make hot monkey love!
person 1: OKAY!
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girl 1: he said he loves me.
girl 2: oh, that is so sweet. you deserve each other. you're perfect for each other.
girl 1: i just love him so much.
girl 2: awwwww. i'm so jealous.
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person 1: i love you.
person 2: i just met you, i'm not sleeping with you.
person 1: *looks down at the ground* it was worth a try.
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person 1: i love you.
person 2: i love... spending time with you.
(then person 1 doesn't call back)
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this last one doesn't need an explanation
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