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textfriend 

a friend that you no longer see in person who has not moved away, and only communicate via text txt message.
Yeah I havent seen Will in months but he's still my textfriend.
textfriend by raeyeofthesun February 20, 2011
To be scared by threatening texts or emails etc
These people kept getting on at me via my phone and laptop I was totally textified
textified by Bolognese May 16, 2016

tempifried

To be smoking weed and to be permifried but not for ever so it’s tempifried.
“How you gon call me permifried”

I ain gon be smokin forever I’m temporarily permafried(tempifried
tempifried by Ngb mike November 7, 2018
When your testicles are being touched
"Dude my grandma just testified me!"
Testified by greaanntttt March 18, 2009

terrifried 

The act of being frightened while drunk or high.
Last night I was so terrifried in the Wal-Mart parking lot even though there were few cars around.
terrifried by Emily J February 24, 2008

Terrifried 

Another term one can use for a bad acid trip or a bad trip including any hallucinogen really.
When you look in the mirror while on acid and your face just doesn't look right...you just become Terrifried.
Terrifried by yolo swaggins February 13, 2013
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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