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An extremely stupid inane brain-redundant twat who is not worth fresh air. They litrally have tit on their brain and fuck all else.
"John went for a smoke of hash down the copshop last night."
"What a fuckin titwad!"
titwad by charbrad73 November 24, 2009
Related Words
tbitw titwank Tbitch titwad titwash titwhore Titwink Tbtw titwarmer Titwhistle
A pejorative nickname for someone who is both an idiot and a fool.
He is a total twitwad but he is our beloved president and the leader of the free world!
twitwad by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

Twitwich 

Someone who is more than a twit... so much more. The act of describing them simply as a twit would do an injustice to the twits of the world. This person is just so frickin stupid... Like a special kind of stupid. You just want to reach across the table and backhand them, and then while they are grabbing their cheek in pain, you want to ask what on Earth made them so dumb, and ensure its not catchy.
"A woman on the bus got pissed at me when I wanted to sit down where her purse was. What a twitwich!"

"There is a twitwich convention in town, and you got, like, 3 invitations"
Twitwich by Mosleyan February 12, 2010

Titwankability 

A girl with boobs large enough to perform a titwank.
'Hey breeder boy, scope her, titwankability, brrrrap!'
Titwankability by Lee Jolleys July 31, 2007
Pronounced: tit-willy (TITWWLI).
Acronym: This Is The World We Live In

Meaning: Statement used to express incredulity at current events.
Dan: Dude, Donald Trump has been voted in as President!
Lynds: I know, titwilly!!
Titwilly by Krokie November 19, 2016

titwhore 

(n) A woman who rents her breasts to men for their pleasure.
There are a lot of titwhores at this year's Mardi Gras.
titwhore by Anonymous May 12, 2003