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1. twit
The kind of person that makes a retarded chimp look smart. They often can be found leaving definitions for their own name or the names of their friends on urbandictionary.com
Joe smith definition:
1: joe smith is the coolest man alive, look at me i wrote my name i am joe smith
2: joe smith is a twit
by truefate May 20, 2004 share this
2. twit
A moron with absolutely no sense.
See also Paris Hilton
by Cheyenne Jan 3, 2005 share this
3. Twit
According to Oxford Student's Dictionary: a foolish person
You twit
by anonymous Mar 17, 2003 share this
4. twit
n. someone who is a pompous idiot
I really don't see why that woman doesn't get off welfare, hire a Nanny, and get a job. I mean McDonalds is always hiring.

Shut-up you twit!
by anonymous Jul 11, 2004 share this
5. Twit
1. A complete dumbass/fool/retard
2. term for a pregnant fish
1. He's acting like a TWIT agin
2. That TWIT is going to have babies soon
by Beefarino44 Jul 20, 2005 share this
6. Twit
A word originating from British English used to describe a stupid, idiotic, dimwited, or lacking-common-sense person.
She was such a twit; her enquiry was one of the dumbest I've ever heard. Why would one ask where the wc is in the middle of a lecture?
7. Twit
One who uses Twitter.
Quit Tweeting, Twit!
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