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tabascing  

A violent sexual act involving the sodomy of ones rectum with a bottle of extra hot tobasco sauce covered in mayonaise and a hammer.
What you will read below is a violent personal account of tabascing, a rare yet unbelievable sexual attack called tabascing. Tabascing involves a bottle of tabasco, mayonaise, and a hammer.
This one time i shoved this bottle of tabasco sauce covered in mayonaise up my red head male friends ass and then i shattered the bottle with a hammer and the glass shards masacred his anal tissue and the hot sauce seeped into the cuts creating a painful yet erotic sensation. After words his hip popped out of place and he asked if what just happened had a name and i told him i call it tabascing.

Tabaking 

To go out murder-raping in a "Vincent Tabak" stylee, specifically with strangulation as the modus operandi.
A: "fuck this Pete, i'm bored, shall we go out tabaking?
B: "yeah, hold on, i'll get me gloves."
A: "I'll meet you in the car."

A recent Tabaking trend amongst students has dramatically decreased the female population of the student body at Bristol Uni.

"show us your tits, or I'm gonna tabak ya"
Tabaking by TCgossip December 24, 2012
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Taking Advantage of Automated Cars.
When someone driving a manual car bullies or dominates a self drive car, knowing the automated car will slow or give way.
Argh! Look at that car taacing! He's pushing in and the self drive car just let him!
taacing by Fish73 August 1, 2017

tabcasting 

To use a tablet device similar to the iPad, Xoom, Playbook, TouchPad, etc., to broadcast live or delayed audio and/or video transmission, much like traditional television, cable or radio broadcasts.
I will be tabcasting that show tonight on my iPad.
tabcasting by tabletman June 12, 2011

Tubasking 

To expose oneself in the pleasant warmth of one's bathtub.
Ned enjoys tubasking as a way to neutralize the stresses of a long day.
Tubasking by bopert September 9, 2010

tabasconist 

A collector and mass consumer of various tabasco sauces, typically stocking multiple bottles of each type of sauce (Original, Sweet & Spicy, Chipotle, Habanero, Jalapeño, Garlic, etc) in his / her refrigerator.
That dude even puts Tabasco on his ice cream -- a true tabasconist.
tabasconist by CDillon September 22, 2007

teabasting 

to teabag (see: teabagging) without technique or skill.
i was teabasting that chicken head and accidentally got a rimjob
teabasting by babyjizzle October 15, 2007
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