suckitude

1. An extremely precise metric measurement of the level of "suck" contained within a person, place, thing, event or action.
2.The quality, attribute, or characteristic of suck. Measured in units of "suck"

1.Jill has amazing levels of suckitude, she bailed again. She's almost suckatronic!
2.Jill's suckitude became apparent when she did not show up for the St.Patty's day festivities.

suckitude by Little j of Flylife March 17, 2003

suckitude

Used to refer to the magnitude in which something sucks.

I am unceasingly amazed at the suckitude of many new bands.

suckitude by Zam October 6, 2003

suckicide 

Purposefully failing at a video game because you're in over your head, and just want to get it over with.

"I knew I'd never beat this level, so I committed suckicide. Here, it's your turn."

suckicide by Melony Sweetcheeks August 18, 2009

sickicide 

when you'll do anything to get sick because you know you're on the edge of being sick or you just dont want to have to go to work/school/meetings etc.

"hey i heard kelly was really with the cold"
*chelsea runs over to kelly*
"cough on me bitchh"
"but you're commiting sickicide!"
"i need to be sick now do it"
*cough*
-the next day-
"hey mom, i REALLY dont feel good, can i stay home"

sickicide by da name's peaches bitchess January 5, 2009

Suckitude

Something that sucks to a higher level of sucking. This is called suckitude

The movie industry displays its suckitude with movies such as "The Hulk"

Suckitude by CommunistWithAGun August 21, 2003

Sucside

Somehow killing yourself while sucking dick

Girl 1: Ugh I’m so tired of life but I’ll miss hooking up
Girl 2: OMG U SHOULD TRY SUCSIDE!!

Sucside by Shoto’s wife October 8, 2021

suiside 

Suiside~when you are depressed and think the only option is suiside, in result ending your life.

Ending your own life, commiting suiside

suiside by kitkatxo November 16, 2013