squidster 

Possibly the best person you can hang out with. Though people will deny it, they will always be thinking about him/her. A unique, humorous, and an awesome person, that likes to have fun.

you have to hang out with Emily! she is such a squidster!

squidster by squidster March 16, 2008

Squitter 

Slang from South West England, a squitter is a thoroughly nasty, smelly, disgusting squirt of liquid or semi-liquid faecal matter. Usually used as a plural, the squitters is an attack of diarrhoea brought on usually by overindulgence in alcoholic refreshment. Using squitter in the singular form means a single squirt of repulsive, stinking, watery shit and by extension a repulsive, stinking, watery shit of a person. In both cases the best thing to do is flush the toilet with plenty of disinfectant.

"Malcolm, you're nothing but a two-faced squitter!"

Squitter by AKACroatalin April 16, 2015

squifter 

Squifter; Very rare in america today. A squifter is a very small high-pitched, but long and squeaky, fart than only girls with small bodies and tight tight asses can emit. In today's large assed booty fascinated culture, most women are too heavy by the age of twelve, to be able to produce a quality squifter. Heaver woman are capable of emitting "hissers, gulliens, and rastallions...but not squifters.

I could not believe Marie, she was so small and pretty, her perfectly formed ass would have fit into a baby's booster seat! As she sat beside me and chatted with the couple accross from us I suddenly heard a long high pitched squeak, just like a mouse in destress! I was so excited...an actual squifter! My mother told me "If a girl can produce a squifter, she will always be pretty and nice...you marry a girl who can squif son!

squifter by Vinter May 1, 2008

Dream Squisher 

Person or persons who respond negatively to the good news, dreams or goals of others

I told my Mom I wanted to go to backpack across Europe, and she told me that I should be looking for a job instead. She is such a Dream Squisher!

Dream Squisher by JMB Dream Squisher January 22, 2011

Squidtardo 

A noun. Squidtardo affectionately refers to a dear friend prone to doing/saying things that are 'retarded' (in an endearing sense). The word also represents the subject's propensity to fail to accompany friends on outings when they really want he or she to do so. Therefore, they are also 'the suckiest thing in the world' - a squid.

You're not coming to dim sum and karaoke tonight 'cause you hurt your knee working at the supermarket? You are such a Squidtardo!

Squidtardo by PeachyK January 9, 2011

Canadian Squirter

(noun). n.: A proper mixture of Squirt soda and Canadian Club Whiskey. Served over ice. Originated by Michael Sumrow.

"The best NHL play-off drink is a constant flow of Canadian Squirters!!"

"Mike gave me 2 tall Canadian Squirters last night and let me tell you NO ONE does it like Mike!"

Canadian Squirter by Samazon September 23, 2012

Serial Squirter

The female act of gushing a clear, odorless liquid out of their pussy's when reaching orgasm. REPEATEDLY!

Kitten is a serial squirter.

Serial Squirter by Mr. Stark March 13, 2023