Adjective

(comparative more squantified, superlative most squantified)

To guide and support through a period of change leading to quantifiable benefits
Verb

Simple past tense and past participle of squantify

Origin

Derivative of squantify

Carl squantified our household finances and now we can afford to go on holiday every year

squantified by The Squanto September 2, 2019

Related Words

squantis • squadtism • Squantified • Squatish • squanis • squantify • squantostribe • squantswise • Squant

squantify

Verb
Squantified; squantifying
1. (transitive) To guide and support through a period of change leading to quantifiable benefits

We need to squantify how we manage our customers and suppliers, it’s totally inefficient.

squantify by The Squanto September 2, 2019

Squantified

The process of squantification. In short, it means: getting stoned as fuck. Being in a elevated state of mind. This comes from being squanto, an intelligent and wise being, which is our "high alter ego"because each one of us has an inner squanto. More specifically, an inner native indian. You may ask why squanto? why an native indian name? well its because if you smoke a lot, you are considered a chief. Feather helmet, loin cloth and everything. But as it turns out, it is all our own responsibility find our own native indian names. So i now ask you this question, what is YOUR indian name?

David: Hey bro, lets kick it.
Royce: What are you tryna do
David: lets go to the movies
Royce: with who?
David: me and mando
Royce: you and squanto? nah man, im not tryna get squantified today. i have too much to do.
David: me and mando! See thats squanto trying to come out and get his toes wet

Squantified by Royceee Rondum April 3, 2015

squantostribe

the tribe from michigan that has bryce dre jake and jordan.

every town has a squantostribe

squantostribe by Ralphy Andersen May 11, 2011

squanis

When a dude has a square shaped penial gland.

Bill: I had to break it off with my gf.

Todd: why?
Bill: I was to edgy.

Todd: but you're so chill.

Bill: No I mean like my dick. It's a square. I have a squanis.

Todd: the fucks a squanis?
Bill: look it up in urban dictionary.

Todd:(looks it up) JESUS CHRIST!

squanis by Space Punk! May 15, 2016

squadtism

When a group of people, who normally act like civilized human beings, start going berserk and acting crazy once together. The effect may stop as the squad dissolves from one another, but long term effect may include continued squadtistic behavior.

Claire: "Ugh Janie, I don't get how Josh can be so sweet and mature towards while we're in class together, but when his friends show up he turns into some kind of brain dead savage!"

Jane: "That is so true! He must be suffering from a severe case of Squadtism"

squadtism by ThaScang January 25, 2018

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026