Squant

An unlucky person or event.

Joe "I got in a car accident today man"
Tom"Did they have insurance?"
Joe"No"
Tom "What a squant!"

Robert"So man, how was your date last night?"
Josh" Alright, except her glass eye fell out while I was banging her"
Robert"Squant!"

by madboxofrox November 29, 2013

Squant

(adj.): The state of being short and rotund. Often implies a high level of fluffiness.

"Aww that fluffy pigeon is so squant. I want to cuddle it."

by supercrooper May 16, 2015

Squant

A tiny, tight vagina that still has a cherry unpopped and has never been loosened. A really tight Vagina.

'Bro I fingered my girl last night and she had the tightest squant!

by Whit3oak February 4, 2010

SQUANT

A sound you make when someone or something just emits failure via an action.

A Rod swings at the ball and the Ump screams: "Strike 3!"
Me:"SQUANT!!!!"

Video Game Voice: "You lose. Game Over."
Me: "SQUANT!"

Kevin:"Dude I can't find my TV remote anywhere."
Me: "SQUANT!"

A.P.: "She never called me back."
Me: "Haha, SQUANT!!!"

Zuphlas: "Dude this kid has agility gems in his sockets and he's a Warrior."
Me: "Lol, SQUANT!!!"

by JUFIUS September 9, 2010

squant

A little-known fourth primary color. Discovered by Dr. Wohan Squant at the Optical Institute and Shade Company of Mindinaw in the early 1990s, squant is unique in being the only color, primary or otherwise, to carry its own unique scent.

Mixing squant with the other primaries produces squed, sque, and squellow.

by catmoleman September 14, 2022

squant

A passing by female that is attractive to the average male eye

"Ey Lange, Squant at 6 O'Clock"

by squawtees July 31, 2012

squants

a bad case of the shits when you're having intercourse

Phoenix: Last night I had the squants with Nathan.

Cindy Lou Who Wang: That shit sucks I had it with Michael the other week.

by Michelle Obama 2020 July 1, 2019