by The Return of Light Joker July 27, 2008
by percy46 July 2, 2007
1. A drink made with wine and carbonated water and, usually consumed by females.
2. A word used to describe the act of shooting your load over females faces more generally known as a Facial.
2. A word used to describe the act of shooting your load over females faces more generally known as a Facial.
1a. 'Pour me a tall drink of wine and soda please kind sir'?
1b. 'Certainly young lady'.
2a. 'Yeah, give me your love potion baby, all over my face'.
2b. 'Here it comes...SPRITZERRRRRR'
(Phrase must be yelled at the moment of facial decoration for maxium effect.)
1b. 'Certainly young lady'.
2a. 'Yeah, give me your love potion baby, all over my face'.
2b. 'Here it comes...SPRITZERRRRRR'
(Phrase must be yelled at the moment of facial decoration for maxium effect.)
by Mr Jaffa Cake March 6, 2009
by mrfouchy April 2, 2022
by DrRagerr October 29, 2020
n. A bottle that squirt, sprays, mists or "spritzes" liquids. It is often used as for cleaning purposes, and is the cooler cousin of spray bottles.
v. to spritze, or spray, a fluid
v. to spritze, or spray, a fluid
-"Honey, have you seen the spritzer? I "want" to clean the windows."
-"My cat kept climbing on my desk, so I've started spritzing him when he does."
-"My cat kept climbing on my desk, so I've started spritzing him when he does."
by frenchiekaia January 17, 2008
A drink created by a black stripper shoving a squirt bottle of Deer Park water directly into her pussy and then shooting it back out like a water fountain. The correct way to drink a Grape Spritzer is to get your head in close to the pussy and start lapping, like a dog over a sprinkler.
by Kyle Crawford December 7, 2007