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verb, LeBroned, LeBroning, noun

verb
1. the act of being superior at a task for a majority of the time, only to fail the task at the end
2. the act of your mother sleeping with Delonte West

noun
1. arrogant douche who claims his life is far better than yours
verb
1. "You were winning by 15 in the 4th quarter and lost? You really LeBroned that one."
2. "Really? You fucked the guy who raps about hot sauce in his bag at KFC and got arrested for driving a motorcycle with assault rifles in a guitar case on his back? You're a whore, mom"

noun
1. LeBron James
by davidstern June 17, 2011
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To betray (esp. publically) the way that Brutus did Caesar, Judas did Jesus, and LeBron James did Cleveland, Akron, and Cavs fans everywhere. It’s bad enough to defect secretly or quietly (i.e., Benedict Arnold), but it’s another thing to do it on ESPN -- digging the dagger as deep as possible. “Et tu, Brute?” That’s like not having the guts to break up face-to-face with your girlfriend of seven years, so you let her and the entire world know by simply changing your Facebook status to “single.” Really? Maybe it’s time to get the cursive “Loyalty” tattoo removed from the left side of your rib cage.
Son: Welcome to my parents golden anniversary everyone! While I have a moment on the mic, let me just say that you were terrible parents, Mom and Dad.

Dad: Are you LeBron-ing us? But we loved you unconditionally. We did anything we could to make you happy. We’re even letting you live in our basement. Does this mean you’re moving out?

Son: Yes. I’m taking my talents to South Beach.
by whiteboyDJ November 05, 2010
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Gloria: I had sex with Delonte
LBJ: Moooommmmm!
Gloria: I LeBroned you like you like you LeBroned Cleveland.
by Brent Cleveland July 11, 2010
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Defined on DontLebronMe.com
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canceling too close to a deadline; not leaving others the time to find a replacement.
-> “Rich lebronned his duty of being the DD, forcing us to walk home last night.”
-> “We planned on meeting you guys last night, but the babysitter had to lebron for some new guy she met.”
-> “Every single time you tell me I can count on you, you back out and screw me. All I’m saying is, if you promise me you’ll be there, Don’t Lebron Me.”
-> “The boss doesn’t tolerate lebrons.”
by DontLebronMe October 26, 2010
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1. (v.) to stab someone (or something) in the back by leaving in an extravagant manner, such as getting a one-hour TV special to let your decision be known.

2. (n.) A person with a giant ego that needs to be in control. Tends to leave loved ones, hurting those people in the process.
1. Friend: How are you planning to LeBron you're fiance?
Groom: I'm probably going to get up on the table during the rehearsal dinner and tell everyone that I'm leaving her. Afterwards, I'll slap her and pour wine all over her.

2. Friend: Are you okay?
Bride: No. Jack just left me at the rehearsal dinner.
Friend: It's okay. You don't want to marry a LeBron anyways.
by xprime3234 July 09, 2010
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To fail miserably at the last second
I was a shoe in for the job but then I Lebroned the interview!
by Sombrador June 16, 2011
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Either an interjection used when one disapproves of something, or a verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of SUCK or FAIL.
This movie LEBRONS!! You bought your jeans a size too small? LEBRON!!
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